sambungan cerite lawak!!!!!

citer yg kelime

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in
two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Johor.
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citer yg keenam

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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citer yg ketujuh

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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citer yg kelapan

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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citer yg kesembilan

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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citer yg kesepuluh

Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu

sambungan citer lawak!!!!

citer yg pertama

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
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citer yg kedua

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to
Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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citer yg ketige

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
game went into extra time.
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citer yg keempat

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

citer lawak!!

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter,not a fortune teller
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?


apelaa waiter ru...isk isk isk

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teka teki sambungan....

• banyak-banyak sos, sos ape yg dah x de... dalam dunia...???
• gajah jln atas titi.... titi patah... kambing jln patah.....? senang giler...
• tingkap ape yg x de langsir..?
• ape bende yg bile die mandi / swimming... rambut die x basah???
• kenape pontianak duduk kat rumah lame...?
• ape bende yg bile die sebut satu kali die x bole sentuh...bile sebut dua kali baru bole sentuh???

JWB LAA...NNTI  AKU BAGI JWPN.... MINGGU DEPAN KOT.... (^_^)

hahaha....korg kene bace ni..~

Seorang wanita muda telah ter'bersalin' di dalam sebuah lif. Dier punya malu macam nak giler dan tak mahu kuar dari lif itu. Pihak pengurusan bangunan pun memanggil polis, bomba dan psychologist untuk pujuk dier keluar.

Psychologist tu pun cakap ler, "Cik... keluar lah... aper nak dimalukan... perkara biase jer nih." Wanita muda yang terbersalin itu pun menjawab, "Tak mau, tak mau, saya malu nak keluar." Psychologist itu pun berkata lagi, "Alah cik... tahun lepas saya ader 1 kes lagi teruk dari ni... pompuan tu beranak dalam longkang lagi!!" Mendengarkan kata-kata Psychologist tu jer, wanita muda tu terus meraung bagai nak giler lalu berkata, "Yang tu pun saya gak la, uhwaaa..!!!"
 

cerite sedeyh..~

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Budak tu: akak boleh x tnye????
syara:ape die
Budak tu: akak datang singapore naik ape???
syara:naik basikal :)
Budak tu:ape akak naik basikal???mane boleh kak kalau naik basikal 3 hari baru sampai
syara:eh kau bongok apasal ni kan dekat "AIRPORT" kau dah buta dah
Budak tu: hihihihhihihih
syara:yng kau gelak apasal ????
Budak tu:saje je
syara:dah ah aku nk blah
Budak tu:akak boleh x akak belanje saya aiskrim??????
syara:boleh
Budak tu:yeah tapi bukan aiskrim kat sini
syara:abis tu nak kat ne??/?
Budak tu: aiskrim "TUTTI FRUTTI" boleh x???????
syara:boleh
Budak tu:ok
syara:mak kau mane???
Budak tu:mak saye tngah beli aiskrim "TUTTI FRUTTI"
syara:abis tu yng kau mintak kat aku apahal ???????????
Budak tu:mak saya "LAMBAT" sangat
syara:ish kau ni suruh mak kau pulak, kau pergi ah sendiri dah x di kaki dh ke??
Budak tu:akak cuba tngok kaki saya ???????
syara:kesian nyer kau,,knape dengan kaki kau??????
Budak tu:dulu saya "REMPIT" tu lah kaki saya patah
syara:kesian dh ah aku nk blah
Budak tu: akak ni gi mane???
syara:nak naik kapal terbang lah
Budak tu: bukan "BASIKAL" ke?????
syara: hahahahahahahahhahah
Budak tu: ok lah kak ,,,bye
syara:bye

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